--words and music by Michael Stanley/Bob Pelander
from "Cabin Fever", 1978, Arista Records
We got guns on channel seven Somebody loving it up on nine Over on two Some dude in an ugly mood's About to lose his mind He's gonna go crazy on somebody... And you can find anything you want Here on the late show Vicariously, what a way to go (Ah just you and me) Just you and baby And our TV What a way to go Here on the late show Severe attacks of cabin fever Letting the bad guys get away Meanwhile on thirteen Some ingenue's afraid he's gonna leave her In a family way... And you can find anything you want Here on the late show Vicariously, what a way to go (Ah just you and me) Just you and baby And our TV What a way to go Here on the late show Oo-oo-oo is this your wife (She must have been a lovely lady) Oo-oo-oo is this your knife (Have you read the man his rights) Oo-oo-oo is this your life (What else in on tonight...) We could paint the town in Paris Or help Battalion take the bridge Maybe we should warn the town 'bout what's going down Don't look now but there's injuns On the ridge... You can find anything you want Here on the late show Vicariously, what a way to go (Ah just you and me) Just you and baby And our TV What a way to go Here on the late show And I said You can find anything you want Here on the late show Vicariously, what a way to go (Ah just you and me) Just you and baby And our TV What a way to go Here on the late show Late show, late show, you know