--words and music by Jonah Koslen
from "You Break It...You Bought It!", 1975, Epic Records
Ladies and gentlemen step inside And dance on the tears that the king has cried The boom years are over, the queen has died It's you who will buy him a beggar's bride...yeah, yeah Well am I lost then, lost in the funhouse again Well am I lost then, lost in the funhouse again Tip your hat to the crow, he's the barnyard boss Take a bow to the sow for the pearls she tossed The scarecrow is there where he always was Hanging like a strawman on a matchstick cross...yeah, yeah Well am I lost then, lost in the funhouse again to fade